August 22, 2008
10:55pm Friday

FIND THE LION IN YOUR HEART

Where have I been? Watching the olympics and cat-sitting. That's right, it turns out I'm a very good cat-sitter. I might steal all the tomatoes out of your backyard while you're on vacation, but your cat will be alive and not malnourished when you come home. Also, I will only snoop through your things a little bit. Prescriptions are of particular interest to me. I like to know what you're putting in your body because it might explain some of your behavior.

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Top five things in my gray matter:

1. Beans won't stop his counter-eating shenanigans. Latest casualty: homemade peanut butter cookies from the next-door neighbors. They were delicious and I can't re-create them. What do I say to get more? "My dog ate your cookies, can I have a few extra?" They will think I'm an a-hole. But no, in this case Beans is the a-hole.

2. Riding the coastal trail and having people never say hello and stare stoney-eyed at the baby was poisoning me, so I did something drastic. Today I took off my sunglasses and looked every single person we passed in the eye and smiled and said hi, and most of them did it back.

3. I'm addicted to a certain social networking site and it's SUCH a waste of time. Yet I cannot help myself.

4. The baby had a fever the other day. In my opinion there is very little worse in the world than watching the numbers on a digital thermometer climb up into the hundreds without stopping. He is fine now, except for a small cough.

5. Since we moved here we took the TV out of our bedroom and now I actually read. On Minjenah's recommendation I read To Kill A Mockingbird and am now onto The Autograph Man, which is like a big restaurant salad. The more you eat the bigger it seems to get. Substitute read for eat in this example.

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Today the baby and I went to visit the Sunset Idea House in Menlo Park. It was kind of boo-ring. The thing I was most interested in was the A/V hub and how it was wired through the house (speakers in every ceiling of every room), and I asked every person working there about it and nobody knew anything. Maybe it's just me, but when I pay $15 to walk through what is essentially a model home, I'd like a little extra bonus info. I went purposely today so I'd only have to pay one entry fee instead of tomorrow when Gray would want to go with me, because I knew there was no way it would be worth $30. And I was right. In the future I will just go to Apartment Therapy for free.

Happy weekend.