November 2, 2006
5:46pm Thursday

MATERNITY FROCKS AND PATERNITY SUITS

I just got our healthcare statement for August and September, and all I can say is I'm really glad we have insurance through Gray's work and not the crappy California Blue Cross we had up until then. An example: My fancy specialist doctor, for my 18-week level 2 ultrasound, billed the insurance company $815. It was immediately discounted to $665 (what is this discount business? I don't know) and our health plan paid the whole thing aside from a $15 co-pay at the time of the appointment. Now, the initial price is horrible and inflated and is the problem with the medical system to begin with since all they did was run an ultrasound thingie over my belly and look at some pictures, but the Blue Cross alternative is that they would've paid about 30% of each bill and put us in the poorhouse. Yuck. (Let me also say that I'm a big fan of doctors getting paid properly and I'm not a fan of socialized medicine and when I say all they did was 'run an ultrasound thingie over my belly' I'm being a little facetious. But on the other hand, eight hundred dollars? That's more than most people's rent for a month, and it was for forty-five minutes.)

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I'm listening to the new Jars of Clay CD because it was given to me for my birthday, and this song "Dead Man (Carry Me)" (which is appropriate since today's the Day of the Dead) sounds in part like such a Roxy Music 'Love Is The Drug' ripoff it makes me think they don't know their music history. At what point will all music be derivative? Perhaps one day everything will fold in on itself and become completely unoriginal.

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I haven't talked here about the E! show "House of Carters". I have a semi-burning love for Nick Carter, you see, and yes it's irrational and misguided and a good measure retarded, but still. He's tall and blonde and sometimes I can barely contain myself. So I have to watch the show even though Saturday Night Live's parody of it two weekends ago was spot-on and all they do is argue and make up and argue and make up and it's so weird and dysfunctional. And poor little Aaron Carter, the little scrawny brother. He's so obviously on meth or something. Why doesn't someone drive him to rehab in one of the family's many BMWs? And so that's my reality show trainwreck of the season. I think it's the only one I'm watching. Oh, except for RW/RR "The Duel". I can't get enough of those MTV kids.

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A word of movie advice: don't go see The Prestige. Oh, ugh. The Departed's good, though. I feel like there's no time to watch movies lately, maybe because there's still so much new TV to see and always catch up on. In addition to the above-mentioned reality shows, here's my fall lineup: Ugly Betty, Prison Break, Studio 60, 30 Rock, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, and I think there are more I'm forgetting. My God, how do I have time to live? I started out watching Smith and Kidnapped, but the first was cancelled and the latter will be soon. I tried to watch Friday Night Lights and couldn't, although there was one great line in the pilot that a middle-aged lady said to one of the more timid players, something like, "You should listen to old Slayer. It'll make you angry." Also programmed into TiVo is Flip That House, Property Ladder, Weekend Warriors, House Hunters, football, now basketball, (although the last two not consistently) and SNL. I haven't blinked in a month.

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Now I'm going to go read my New York Magazine and the ridiculous article about the calorie restriction diet where you eat as few calories as you possibly can to extend your life and supposedly have better sex (because you're both so exhausted and depleted and skinny that anything short of sweet death feels good?) Perhaps I'll have some cheese and crackers while I read.

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October Music:

10.3.06 : Scissor Sisters - "I Can't Decide"
10.12.06 : Weekend Players - "Jericho"
10.24.06 : Depeche Mode - "Martyr"
10.30.06 : Shiny Toy Guns - "You Are The One"