November 21, 2007
9:36am Wednesday

YOU LIKE MONKEYS YOU LIKE PONIES

We're off for a nice relaxing Thanksgiving holiday. First we will zoom up the California interstate with no traffic obstructions whatsoever, then we will sit down to a perfectly cooked turkey with delicious stuffing and jellied cranberry sauce, because that's the kind I like. We will have the exactly right amount of wine so that we're feeling warm but not drooling on ourselves (or barfing, since I'm now a barfer), the baby will laugh and never cry, and no one will have any kind of outburst or meltdown that belongs anywhere on the nervous breakdown spectrum. That is what I'm thankful for, in advance. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday, too.